Dear Worried of Norfolk,
You say he runs your B&B and holiday cottage, cooks breakfasts, does the washing, ironing, cleaning and tends his allotment. No wonder he found himself 'unexpectedly called away'!
And.... he finds time, apparently, for photography whilst serving up a little afternoon delight for the local ladies.
I don't know about praising his multi-tasking but it seems to me that he must have some stamina there.
I note that you have apostrophised the words 'afternoon tea', is this some kind of Norfolk euphemism for a nibble on a French Fancy, a munch on a Muffin, a bit of crumpet with a slurp of Earl Grey to wash it down? Frankly I prefer a nice tart in the afternoon.
May I suggest that you welcome wholeheartedly his efforts to embrace the local community but quietly take him aside and suggest that in future he just embraces one at a time as 12 does seem a little too...... 'common'.
Yours, Marge Proops, Claire Rayner, Mrs Mills et al....
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